itstimetosmilee:

People without anxiety just have no idea what it’s like to feel so much worry for something they “think” is so small and “not a big deal”

ask-gallows-callibrator:

witness-protection-with-wings:

witness-protection-with-wings:

so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.

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i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy

Oh my god this is amazing

biscuitgod:

I like to text my mom “help me im in danger” put my phone on vibrate and shove it up my ass